Brand at a glance
| Name | SucksHosting |
| What it is | Minecraft server hosting — Java and Bedrock editions. |
| Free tier | 1.5 GB RAM, full control panel, no credit card, no trial clock. |
| Infrastructure | One node, one location. No CDN claims, no region dropdown. |
| Paid tiers | Not launched. Pricing is being sized and will be published first. |
Tone
Dry, specific, allergic to hype. We write "1.5 GB" instead of "blazing fast". The word "unlimited" does not appear anywhere on this site, and that's on purpose.
The mark
A pixel grass block: green top, dirt below, no gloss, no gradient. It stands in for the smallest unit of the game we host.
What we don't claim
- No uptime percentage or SLA — we haven't run long enough to publish a meaningful one.
- No player counts, revenue figures or funding announcements.
- No "global network". One node is one node.
Press contact
press@suckshosting.example — a human replies, usually within a couple of days. Please include your outlet and deadline.